Mark,
That is one nice block of wood!
Thanks, again for running the contest.
Here's one for free:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
He found out one day that his father had only a few months to live, and he was going to inherit a fortune. He decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an financial planning meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
He went up to her and introduced himself. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said, "but in just a few months, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
