Cutty Sharp
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My guess'd be olive wood.
And a joke:
3 students - a Korean, a New Zealander, and a Japanese - find some summer work at a building site. The next morning the US boss looks at them sternly and points to a huge pile of dirt. 'Listen, guys! Today yer gonna move all that!' He points at the Korean, 'You! Yer job is ta haul that away!' Then the Kiwi, 'Yer bigger, so yer gonna be shovellin.' Then, finally he looks at the Japanese, Kato, and booms, 'You, I think you'd be bedder at organizin so yer gonna be in charge of gettin the supplies!' Kato shouts out 'HAI!' and bows in solemn agreement. 'Oh, and one more thing,' bellows the boss, 'I'm gonna come back and check on y'all at 3 and I don't wanna see no more dirt left or else, ya got it?' and then he storms off.
... Later at 3, the boss returns and turns absolutely livid when he sees that the pile has not even been touched! He looks around and finds the Korean. 'What the HELL have you been doin?' he demands, 'You were supposed to haul this sh!t away!' The Korean responds, 'Pery, pery sorry, poss, put I hapu no wheelparrow!' The boss then searches more and spots the Kiwi who tells him something similar: 'Rilly sorry, mate, but I couldn't git a shovil from the Japanese bloke. Havint seen him all die!' Remembering that he'd put the Japanese in charge of supplies, the boss goes off to find Kato who is still nowhere to be seen. He looks and looks everywhere around the site, and is almost ready to give up, when suddenly Kato jumps out from behind the pile and screams: 'サップライス!!!!!' (SUPRISE!!!!!)
And a joke:
3 students - a Korean, a New Zealander, and a Japanese - find some summer work at a building site. The next morning the US boss looks at them sternly and points to a huge pile of dirt. 'Listen, guys! Today yer gonna move all that!' He points at the Korean, 'You! Yer job is ta haul that away!' Then the Kiwi, 'Yer bigger, so yer gonna be shovellin.' Then, finally he looks at the Japanese, Kato, and booms, 'You, I think you'd be bedder at organizin so yer gonna be in charge of gettin the supplies!' Kato shouts out 'HAI!' and bows in solemn agreement. 'Oh, and one more thing,' bellows the boss, 'I'm gonna come back and check on y'all at 3 and I don't wanna see no more dirt left or else, ya got it?' and then he storms off.
... Later at 3, the boss returns and turns absolutely livid when he sees that the pile has not even been touched! He looks around and finds the Korean. 'What the HELL have you been doin?' he demands, 'You were supposed to haul this sh!t away!' The Korean responds, 'Pery, pery sorry, poss, put I hapu no wheelparrow!' The boss then searches more and spots the Kiwi who tells him something similar: 'Rilly sorry, mate, but I couldn't git a shovil from the Japanese bloke. Havint seen him all die!' Remembering that he'd put the Japanese in charge of supplies, the boss goes off to find Kato who is still nowhere to be seen. He looks and looks everywhere around the site, and is almost ready to give up, when suddenly Kato jumps out from behind the pile and screams: 'サップライス!!!!!' (SUPRISE!!!!!)