Tell a Joke to Enter Contest 2 Winners - 9/15 Drawing

[Mike9]

Nice idea for a giveaway but, shoot, can't think of a good joke right now. Maybe later!

Maybe a joke about root beer? :justkidding:

 

[Mike9]

A Priest a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar - the bartender says . . . "what is this a joke????"

 

[knyfeknerd]

Yeeeeaaaaaahhh!!! I never win anything. Thanks Mark. That joke is so bad, it has never done anything for me but get me funny looks.

 

[steeley]

:happy1::happy222::jumping2:

Thank you Mark !
I have been wanting too do a handle for awhile now i have the perfect block.

Thank you Thank you .

 

[Lucretia]

Lucretia caught the fact that I can't tell what day it is so she gets a consolation prize.
An official Oregon Gardeners Camo T-Shirt.

:rofl:

2 greatest words in the English language--Consolation Prize! And a tough choice between the camo and the hippie tie dye, because while I do garden, this is what I wear:

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[steeley]

The olive burl block found my home today Thank You .
love the smell, like green olives .

:tongue:

 

[Burl Source]

The olive burl block found my home today Thank You .
love the smell, like green olives .
:tongue:

Even when stabilized it keeps the olive smell.
I enjoy sanding it just for the smell.
Kind of like aromatherapy.

 

[Lucretia]

Got a nice piece of maple in the mail today--AND my great new camo shirt.
Doesn't it look great? It really works!

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Thanks, Mark!

 

[Crothcipt]

Sad thing is I went looking to see if I could find you.:help3:

 

[Lucretia]

Sad thing is I went looking to see if I could find you.:help3:

heh heh heh...

 

[Burl Source]

Sad thing is I went looking to see if I could find you.:help3:

You can see part of her forehead at the top left/center.

 

[Lucretia]

That's not a forehead. :bigeek:

 

[knyfeknerd]

Got my scales today Mark, thanks a ton! Really nice.