What makes a comfortable apron?

[Bacon king tone]

Aprons are like condoms, use them once and discard.

No. He was just trying to see how many posts he could make in 13 minutes. 1.18 posts per minute. Not bad.

Bet i can beat % that and still have more relatable comments than most

 

[Nomsdotcom]

Well, I too prefer blue Bragard aprons. Evening if it is spamming, I appreciate him not promoting ******** hipster aprons such as hedley and bennett and the like.

My Hedley and Bennett has served me very well and I recommended it with the stipulation that it's overpriced. Maybe it's like the shig/Kato of aprons?
What makes it hipster?

 

[Matus]

I have the double sided one from Jon. I use the blue side for cooking and the gray side for sharpening. I like it a lot [emoji106]

 

[ramenlegend]

My Hedley and Bennett has served me very well and I recommended it with the stipulation that it's overpriced. Maybe it's like the shig/Kato of aprons?
What makes it hipster?

I retract my statement. My apologies, I've been in a grumpy mood lately. I got in a verbal battle with a feminist last night and learned my lesson.

 

[minibatataman]

Aprons are like condoms, use them once and discard.

I always thought condoms are like knives... Hand wash only, no dishwashers. Also hate when others use mine.

 

[Chef Doom]

I always thought condoms are like knives... Hand wash only, no dishwashers. Also hate when others use mine.

[emoji23]

 

[Chef Doom]

I retract my statement. My apologies, I've been in a grumpy mood lately. I got in a verbal battle with a feminist last night and learned my lesson.

You have to remember that women do not argue for the same reasons that men do. Which is why it is always great to see 2 women argue because there is rarely a resolution. Often they end with hugs and kisses which is very erotic, or they walk off angry and bitter which is also erotic.

2 men arguing can always be resolved with fists.

 

[Nomsdotcom]

You have to remember that women do not argue for the same reasons that men do. Which is why it is always great to see 2 women argue because there is rarely a resolution. Often they end with hugs and kisses which is very erotic, or they walk off angry and bitter which is also erotic.

2 men arguing can always be resolved with fists.

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[ecchef]

Arguing with a feminist is the same as arguing with a man. A very emotional and unstable man.

 

[Chef Doom]

That is because most feminists that argue like that are starving for a blood filled cucumber with a warm frosting ejection mechanism and they tend to turn their frustrations into blind rage.

 

[panda]

i'm loving the randomness of a thread about aprons turning into a feminism debate. hahahaha