what is the most reliable NO-BS hand crank can opener?

[cooktocut]

For durability nothing beats one of these. But they are not the easiest to operate, meaning that you need to apply quite a force to open the can.

Why does this picture of a crappy old can opener look better than all of my knife pictures I've ever taken? smh

 

[mengwong]

I’ve been happy with Oxo’s version.

https://www.oxo.com/smooth-edge-can-opener-437.html

 

[Michi]

For durability nothing beats one of these. But they are not the easiest to operate, meaning that you need to apply quite a force to open the can.

Very stylish!

I have something similar, but it doesn't look anywhere near as good.