Three nuns died and went to heaven. When they arrived, they were standing at St. Peter's gate asking for entry. St. Peter told them, "Well, you know it's getting kind of full up here. So I'll have to ask you a question, and you'll have to get it right to gain admittance." The nuns all agreed.
So St. Peter said to the first nun, "Hmmm, let's see... What am I going to ask you? Oh yes, your question is: Who was the first man on Earth?"
Nun number 1 replied, "That's an easy one. That was Adam.", and *DINGDONG* the door opened and nun number 1 entered heaven.
Then St. Peter said to the second nun, "Hmmm, let's see... What am I going to ask you? Oh yes, your question is: Who was the first woman on Earth?"
Nun number 2 replied, "That's an easy one. That was Eve.", and *DINGDONG* the door opened and nun number 2 entered heaven.
Then the third nun approached the gate, who happened to be Mother Superior. Upon getting there, St. Peter told her that since she was Mother Superior, that he'd have to make her question a little more difficult. So St. Peter said to Mother Superior, "Hmmm, let's see... What am I going to ask you? Oh yes, your question is: "What were the first words that Eve spoke to Adam in the Garden of Eden?"
Mother Superior replied, "Wow, that's a hard one!", and *DINGDONG* the door opened and she could enter heaven...