True story:
I go to a walk in clinic, where the pretty Asian doctor tells me to unclothe and put the cloth rob on, handing it to me.
Well, I take off my cloths, unfold the rob to find out, it's actually just a big sqaure cloth...
Standing there naked, not sure what to do, there's a soft knock on the door, and the doctor re-enters.
At that moment, I decided to own it; I turned to her, arms at my side, in all my nude, hairy fatness, and proclaimed with a cheesy smile, "it wasn't a robe".
She was more embarrassed than I.