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Vertigo

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Howdy folks!

Up on the block this morning is my fairly new CCK 1303 chuka chop chop. You all know it, most of you probably have it, but if ya don't (or if you need a second for some chuka-akimbo board work), here's your chance!

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I scrubbed off (most) of the KU with a red grill scrubber, as the occasional flake of forge scale showing up in Granny Arbuckle's dinner just wasn't something I wanted to risk. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I scrubbed, I couldn't get that stupid frickin QR code off.

Used two or three times, and then for one *very* extensive weekend during ARM documented here. Consequently, the knife is duller than @daveb's wit and I don't intend on sharpening it before sending it off, so be sure you have your Hormel Thick 'n Easy ready. Saya and pin are included (unless ya don't want em, because wtf was I thinking lol).

Anyways, this bad boy can be yours for the low low price of MOTHER FREAKIN' FREE, and I'll even pay CONUS shipping to get it to you. (International shipping is on the "buyer").

The Conditions:

And this is important, so read it!

Upon receipt of this chucka chop chop, you are required by international law to mail me a coin in return. And it can't be like, a nickle you found in the shower cuz it got stuck to your foot. A genuinely somewhat interesting coin with a value that may or may not be monetary at all. Additionally, one sticker should be included in the return shipment, that is relevant to your part of the world.

These conditions are non-negotiable, and if you can't swing it, then this choppity chop chopper (valued around $60 but for some reason sold for like $100 these days?!) can go to someone else. Accepting the knife and failing to keep your end of the bargain will result in me contacting every batshit "I'm a witch" woman I've ever bedded, and having them put a curse on your karma so bad you immediately chop your dick off with the chuka. So don't risk it.

First come first serve, and don't tell me what kinda coin you got as if it'll influence the sale. This isn't a barter or a trade.

Cheers!
 
Are you actually into coin-collecting? I might have something semi-interesting floating around...
Would actually be interested (still have yet to try a cleaver) but it probably makes more sense shipping-cost-wise to just keep it in the US.
 
Are you actually into coin-collecting? I might have something semi-interesting floating around...
Would actually be interested (still have yet to try a cleaver) but it probably makes more sense shipping-cost-wise to just keep it in the US.
I'm not a coin collector, but I have collected a coin for every knife I've ever gifted. As is the way.
 
Accepting the knife and failing to keep your end of the bargain will result in me contacting every batshit "I'm a witch" woman I've ever bedded, and having them put a curse on your karma so bad you immediately chop your dick off with the chuka. So don't risk it.

I can't participate because the 1303 isn't suitable for chopping large bones.
 
Great Scott!

A sufficiently large phased-batshit curse array could have consequences detectable by Kamiokande, Ligo and Webb, and possibly the larger detectors at Cern.

We dodged a dinosaur killer, people.
 
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