Seriously? Who's up for this?

[Corradobrit1]

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/202...ld-knife-massage?referer=https://www.bbc.com/
One slip and you lose an ear or the nose. If you're lucky

 

[M1k3]

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/202...ld-knife-massage?referer=https://www.bbc.com/
One slip and you lose an ear or the nose. If you're lucky

"The massage is performed with two blunt, steel cleavers that pummel the entire body"

I'm in. Maybe possibly.

 

[Carl Kotte]

I first read the above as ’the massage is perfumed with two blunt cleavers’ - which sounded interesting. On a second reading it makes more sense, but ... blunt? If I’m going to have a knife massage I want it to be the last thing I do. I want it sharp, but with plenty of bite.

 

[ian]

That is full commitment to the forum. RIP in advance, Carl Kotte.

 

[RDalman]

I first read the above as ’the massage is perfumed with two blunt cleavers’ - which sounded interesting. On a second reading it makes more sense, but ... blunt? If I’m going to have a knife massage I want it to be the last thing I do. I want it sharp, but with plenty of bite.

Your wife is finnish also right? Kindof fits, maybe she would be willing some day(s)

 

[Corradobrit1]

Could be an excellent alibi in a murder case. "Honest guv, I was just giving him(her) a massage"

 

[Carl Kotte]

Your wife is finnish also right? Kindof fits, maybe she would be willing some day(s)

She is Finnish, yes. Are there any Finnish cleavers? Otherwise she’ll have to puukko me.

 

[M1k3]

Otherwise she’ll have to puukko me.

That's what she said!