Media ugliest. knife. ever.

[Hbeernink]

I hope that I'll never see one of these in person but I know that's just wishful thinking.

dave, I just bought a really cool knife from debuyer - can you fix it for me, it's not cutting as well as my honyaki that I bought two weeks ago

 

[daveb]

Man! Wait 'til you see this cool Japanese knife I bought made by this French company, and I only paid $1000 for it!

I've got a really cool French knife made by a Chinese company. You open to trades?

 

[labor of love]

"The ultimate fusion of Japanese and French blade history and technology" :rofl2:

the handle appears to have a tip, i wonder if it can be used as a paring?

 

[Timthebeaver]

what are you supposed to do with it??? surely it's not a kitchen tool.

Infinitely moreso than this, which from what I can gather, is a "Chef's knife"

 

[mpukas]

I hope that I'll never see one of these in person but I know that's just wishful thinking.

Thanks for posting that pic, Dave. Whenever I post a pic, they don't work... maybe I need to go back to web-hosted pics...

I do hope you get one of these knives in for "fixing" so you can share with us just how awesome they are.

 

[PierreRodrigue]

Not a fan, but I'll concede that it prolly doesn't belong in this thread. I appreciate that it's forged and made in Spain, but the shape makes no sense to me. :scratchhead:

Sooo, how about this one? The Kitchen Knife of the Year 2013, The Santility!

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http://www.cutleryandmore.com/ken-onion-by-chef-works-rain-series/santility-knife-p129836

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Oh dear Lord!

Santility?

 

[bahamaroot]

I've got a really cool French knife made by a Chinese company. You open to trades?

Sure, but I might need you to through in a Korean petty made by the Taiwanese.

 

[Gravy Power]

So much about that knife that I don't understand...

 

[Lucretia]

Infinitely moreso than this, which from what I can gather, is a "Chef's knife"

World's most dangerous bubble blower...

 

[Adirondack]

www.chefscatalog.com/catalog/product-large-image.aspx?item=29299&sku=

 

[panda]

is it a coincidence that many of the fugly knives have a handle that curves downwards? which makes no sense.

 

[cookinstuff]

I can't even see the lower side of the blade of that de buyer on my monitor, and the handle looks cropped, is that even a real picture of the knife? It looks like the handle was photoshopped or something, kinda crazy a company that makes pans as good as they do, this is the knife they come up with.

 

[bahamaroot]

I'm going to take an old knife and drill a bunch of hole in it so it will cut better.

 

[Flyingpigg]

That Santilly knife looks like the Rock and Chop from the Miracle Blade infomercials.

 

[mkriggen]

That Santilly knife looks like the Rock and Chop from the Miracle Blade infomercials.

Don't be silly, the Rock and Chop has the exclusive patented grip ball.

Be well,
Mikey

 

[Roger]

We have new contenders :

It's a shame because I love that brand...

 

[chefcomesback]

We have new contenders :

It's a shame because I love that brand...

I don't think it would be fair to put that knife in that category, It is designed for kids, I am teaching my 3yo daughter how to push and pull cut , although it doesn't have the looks ,it will be useful with the blunt tip and and the grip point rather than my daughter trying to grab the knife from the heel. When scroll through IG for gyutos and chefs knives I see lots of knives that will make that opiniel cry for sure

 

[daveb]

At first glance I thought it was a new Onion.

 

[mkriggen]

I don't think it would be fair to put that knife in that category...

Perhaps not, but this one definitely belongs here...

Posted on ebay as a 'Handmade Custom Knife'...

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[jimbob]

That is, ummm, definitely handmade!

 

[chefcomesback]

On one of the knife forums I visit there are lot worse " kitchen knife design " or "japanese style "knives and believe it or not they get great feedback ... Scary..

 

[Pcol2000]

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The sales blurb is priceless too, the shattered English of rakuten gets me every time:

In a line without refined waste, the maximum
A which takes a **** in pursuit of ergonomics in the kitchen
It is available for every work.

Mast Ladd develops it, and obtained a patent; France
It becomes the praise product of the cook church.

Oh, the grip of **** is settled in a hand with スッポリ,
For cutting fine and a slice, various movement including the changing screens
I can cope skillfully. With the Luke design is beautiful
A which takes a **** to promise the sharpness that is a high level for
MOMA museum of ・ of New York
It is chosen as a modern art.

I've imagine a **** would make a comfortable handle, it just makes sense people....

Cheers,
Josh

That reminded me of doing mad libs and I kept thinking the perfect word was "shi*" for every ...

 

[Matus]

I think this knife set is a fair contender:

 

[CoqaVin]

the women LOVE the leopard pattern DUH!

 

[daveb]

No bolsters. What's not to love?

 

[James]

Needs a zebra stripe handle

 

[TurdMuffin]

I think this knife set is a fair contender:

This is something i would totally bust out just for the lulz

 

[Dardeau]

I use those paring knives all the time.

 

[ecchef]

Can you get matching shoes?

 

[Mrmnms]

I gifted a set like that in pink. They still use glass "cutting boards"