Corradobrit1
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There is always a maker who thinks they can go one better. CM set the bar REAL high though.
Media ugliest. knife. ever.
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Honestly tho I find her knives ugly it's really the (dys)functional part that bothers me most... I think there's plenty of stiff competition for the title of 'ugliest' in this thread alone.
I get that some folks have the (wrong) opinion that wa handles with bolsters look nice, but can we come together as a community and agree that this might be the worst handle design of a knife intended to be used in kitchens and not just as a tiktok prop like the 3 foot battle axes?
That be suck.
I’m more ick’d by the blatant sexism lmao. That 26g must’ve been very burdensome.
To be fair, I see folks on here get their knickers in a twist when a gyuto passes 1g/mm so I actually wouldn’t be surprised if the company wasn’t exaggerating 
Oh boi
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
That’s half a GI shovel
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
When it comes to chaw-yer-arm-off ugly, Dalwrong always delivers.
Whatever. I'd still take a Dalstrong over a New West Knifeworks.
At least Dalstrong is putting emphasis on their product, it's big and loud and stupid. Comparatively, this looks like something a guy would try to sell you out of his van at Bonnaroo, while telling you about how Trey is such an underrated guitarist.
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
Oh dear; aren’t those the fish spatula schnooks?
At least their **** doesn’t look like something from a Klingon field kitchen.
This looks like the paper templates they send you for mounting tv brackets
I check their site every now and then for a product to buy and test drive. Would *love* to review these dorks.
Is that the model they advertise as having features like "Is EXTREMELY heavy" and "Will crush even the most stubborn of ingredients" and "Versatile--MASSIVE weight means you can use this as a bludgeon OR as a Jersey barrier!!!!"?
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
They come close. They use the word “brutal” more than once in their bumf.
They also admit to styling influences from Medieval weaponry. Imo the closest their stylists came to Medieval was World of Warcraft.
Oh my god you're right. They should steer into that. I'd buy the Dalstrong Corrupted Ashbringer, and have a *blast* hacking my way through 100 pounds of pork loin with it.
Did someone say [Dal-fury, Blessed Blade of the Lentil Seeker]?
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
Maybe Dals*rong refers to the inevitable windy outcome and its odor index.
aporigine
The slow blade penetrates the winter squash
April Fools was like weeks ago my dude ***
Not a fan of those aesthetics. But the profiles and the handle shapes inspire real doubts about usability.
Had to go to the website for more pictures
https://cutleryandmore.com/products/shun-narukami-carbon-steel-chefs-knife-40423
I suppose it has an actual clad line, then they bead blasted a fake clad line that doesn't line up with the actual clad line?
On a positive note, the choil doesn't look half bad
https://cutleryandmore.com/products/shun-narukami-carbon-steel-chefs-knife-40423
I suppose it has an actual clad line, then they bead blasted a fake clad line that doesn't line up with the actual clad line?
On a positive note, the choil doesn't look half bad
