Jovidah
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Sounds like you can fix 2 problems at once by cancelling just 1 wedding. And save yourself from a future divorce to boot!Frankly I view wifi and app interface as a mark against most appliances. Just one more failure point and one more app to harvest my data for sale.
I kinda forgot in my first daydreaming post I've got a wedding, honeymoon, and looming kitchen remodel myself that is going to really bite into knife budget.
Agree on the wifi / app thing. Another issue is that you never know how long an app will work or be updated. And 'connected devices' are notorious for having poor security... I don't really care for having half of my kitchen becoming part of some Russian kid's bot network.