Knife findings

[dragjp]

Sacrilegious! I'm calling the rectangle police.

 

[M1k3]

Sacrilegious! I'm calling the rectangle police.

@BillHanna @tostadas @HumbleHomeCook

 

[Just a DK]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

For those who want to be a real alpha man for ARM.

 

[tostadas]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

@BillHanna @tostadas @HumbleHomeCook

Looks like someone was trying to make a serbian cleaver but couldn't figure out what angle to drill the hole. And then had to retry several more times.

 

[ethompson]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

The horrors persist and so must we

 

[Ikonaka]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

What the heck does 'As seen on Activision' even mean?

 

[OkayMode]

Nothing says a strong chopper like drilling bunch of holes above the tang

I think we need to stop being snobs.

It’s pure innovation (and redefining the whole category) that they QC the heat treat by having a real lion claw each one at the factory.

 

[Hockey3081]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

This web page seems like it was designed by someone who either did a ton of blow or was in a hypomanic state. It’s pretty unhinged.

 

[M1k3]

What the heck does 'As seen on Activision' even mean?

This web page seems like it was designed by someone who either did a ton of blow or was in a hypomanic state. It’s pretty unhinged.

Maybe Activision did the website?

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

I'm sure Ryky approves.

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

Waiting for tosho to offer them for $1k preorder

With final sale by lottery.

 

[Heckel7302]

2,222 grams of "devastating performance"

Other selling points:

"Can double as a plate for your meals." -Real men don't use plates
"work on your bicep curls while you cook." -Real time saver
"Handle alone is longer than most blades." -Because six inches feels really small in my hand for some reason
"300% HEAVIER THAN YOUR AVERAGE CLEAVER" -Heavier=better obviously
"BIGGER THAN MOST TEXTBOOKS" -Has anyone that bought one of these ever used a text book?
"YOU’LL EASILY SCARE OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS WITH THIS MASSIVE KNIFE" -I could use that actually. Maybe hang it over the front door.

“Believe it or not, the customer service is even better than the knives!” -Pretty low bar if you ask me

 

[OkayMode]

This web page seems like it was designed by someone who either did a ton of blow or was in a hypomanic state. It’s pretty unhinged.

I read every sentence as a shout in my head.

‘Don’t buy this knife if you have weak arms.’

The spec list thingy is also incredible (and a little horny):
Bigger than most textbooks
A powerful blow every time
The strength to take a beating
Worn out from pounding
Power depends on your swing

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

We are truly blessed that they dropped this before April 1st, it’s too good.

 

[Corradobrit1]

https://dalstrong.com/pages/obliter...campaign_id=6578922958931&ad_id=6578922958731

 

[Jovidah]

So after thousands of years of evolutions we're back to using hand axes for food?

I'm also scratching my head about the exuberant references to stellar customer service. Does each cleaver come with complimentary fellatio or something? Do they mow your lawn when they drop it off?

 

[gentiscid]

Less wind resistance.

Aerodynamics is important.

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

They don't list the HRC. Total deal breaker.

 

[tostadas]

I honestly enjoyed the design of that website. Made me smile. It also fits perfectly with the actual product.

 

[esoo]

They don't list the HRC. Total deal breaker.

"You want the HRC? You can't handle the HRC"

 

[M1k3]

They don't list the HRC. Total deal breaker.

But, but, Activision!

 

[Molokai Livin']

I'd totally buy it if their blacksmith was about to retire.

 

[Hockey3081]

They don't list the HRC. Total deal breaker.

Paging Dr. @jedy617

 

[jedy617]

This might be a case where the lower the better on this one, the things I have seen people do with dalstrongs...

 

[TheDza]

They don't list the HRC. Total deal breaker.

69

 

[BillHanna]

69

niiiiiiice

 

[M1k3]

69

Giggity.

 

[nhb22]

Why is this one still there? People don’t like the cloudy hamon design or the handle color?

https://newhamknives.com/products/w2-honyaki-gyuto-1

 

[Matty]

Why is this one still there? People don’t like the cloudy hamon design or the handle color?

https://newhamknives.com/products/w2-honyaki-gyuto-1

Been wondering this myself

 

[Genghis_F]

I read every sentence as a shout in my head.

‘Don’t buy this knife if you have weak arms.’

The spec list thingy is also incredible (and a little horny):
Bigger than most textbooks
A powerful blow every time
The strength to take a beating
Worn out from pounding
Power depends on your swing

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

We are truly blessed that they dropped this before April 1st, it’s too good.

 

[mahwen]

Why is this one still there? People don’t like the cloudy hamon design or the handle color?

https://newhamknives.com/products/w2-honyaki-gyuto-1

I also wonder....