Thinking through the unit economics a little more…
For the “Maintenance? Never!” convenience-maxxing segment:
Togu: VG10 santoku + petty, $6/wk =
$300/yr for a fresh set of 2 every 2 months
https://www.toguknives.com/pages/faq
Sharpening by mail:
Korin, Knife Aid: $15/knife =
$180/yr for a set of 2 every 2 months
Seisuke, Precision: $5/knife =
$60/yr for a set of 2 every 2 months
(Normalizing to Togu’s frequency)
Kiwi on Amazon Prime: nakiri + bunka, $12 =
$72/yr for a new set of 2 every 2 months
https://a.co/d/2wBeek3
Conclusion: Everybody who doesn’t want to learn to sharpen should just buy a new set of Kiwis every time they go dull, and throw or give away the old.
New Venture Opportunity: “for $100 a year you get two new Kiwi knives every three months. The old knives you can keep, discard, or give away to friends. You can use our mailer to send back old knives anytime so they don’t become clutter.”
The upsell for people with more money than whatever: “for $2000 a year you get two freshly sharpened knives every three months, but the knives are Japanese and worth up to $300 apiece on the open market. At the end of your first year you will have received four gyutos, two pettys, one nakiri, and one sujihiki. As always, send back the ones you don’t want to sharpen and we’ll recycle them for you. Sure, you could buy new knives yourself every quarter, but what you’re paying for is convenience – one less thing to remember – and easy disposal of the dull knives in a socially responsible way. In your second year you get a Chinese chopper instead of the sujihiki. Third year, a deba. Fourth year, a yanagiba. Fifth year, a stainless clad san-mai 240mm with an Apex Ultra core.”
Coda:
Compared with self sharpening:
Norton coarse/fine: $26
Atoma 140: $55
Victorinox 8" chef + petty: $80
Total =
$160 buy once cry once
Obviously self-sharpening is easiest on the wallet. Compared to the Kiwi option it pays for itself after two years. And we all know that after acquiring the BIFL kit above nobody would ever need to buy another knife or another stone, amirite guys? Guys?