Yeah, you're cheating by being better than us. BOOOOOOOOO
WAIT!!! I've finally figured it out, and here is my confession...
I have 'double-jointed' fingers:
Without this peculiar genetic abnormality I fear there is simply no hope of making a paper towel video as wankily impressive as mine are. It is the key to all of my success!
Everybody else can just give up now.
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