Very believable, yes. You are completely unbothered, that's why you're quoting all these examples trying to 'get' me lol
But I drive a car, I work as a 'keyboard warrior', and I've posted a photo here with a knife resting on my forearm. None of these things threaten my identity when I do them.
If my child expressed interest in any them I wouldn't even jokingly threaten to push them off of a building. If I saw a random stranger engaging with these things I wouldn't try to intimidate them or throw things at them.
That's what really bothers me, and should bother anyone else with a shred of humanity